笑話 Joke of the week

My son told me a joke this morning, right after he woke up.

Son: "Mommy, how cheap is Mr. Krabs?"
I: "How cheap?"
Son: "He is so cheap he can't even pay attention!"

早上起床時,我七歲的兒子講了個笑話給我聽。

兒子: “媽, 妳知道螃蟹先生 (海綿寶寶的老板) 有多小氣嗎?"
我: “不知道!”
兒子: “他小氣到他都沒有注意力了!” (英文比較好笑, 因為 pay 是付錢的意思,可是 pay attention 兩個字合起來是注意的意思)。

聽說這笑話是兒子從書上看到的。他說電視上也曾演過這一段。

笑話 Joke of the week

I just saw something funny on NBC. It was a commercial trailer advertising Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Jay Leno, the host of the Tonight Show, was doing an on-the-street interview, asking pedestrians some questions.

Jay Leno: Who lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
Woman on the street: I don't know.
Jay Leno: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Woman on the street: (big smile because she knows the answer) SpongeBob Squarepants!

剛剛在電視上看到一則笑話,是個節目宣傳廣告。美國國家廣播公司(NBC)的深夜談話性節目主持人Jay Leno 在做街頭訪問。

Jay說: 誰住在 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? (答案是美國總統因為 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue 是白宮的地址)
街頭女人說: 不知道耶!
Jay說: 誰的家是海底裏的一個鳳梨?
街頭女人說: (開心的笑,因為她終於知道答案了) 海綿寶寶!